Gitcher Moon Rock Duplicate Right Hyar!

 From the July 22, 1969 Bartlesville Examiner-Enterprise:

Well, it's like the Moon Rocks.  I mean, they have rocks on the Moon, and they have rocks in Hobart.  So, yeah, this guy's rocks are like Moon Rocks, right?

Let me know when you hear back from the philosophers on this one.  Until then, just come back next Monday and see what I dig up for next week!